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{Free} Halloween Printable: Trading Broomsticks for Minivans

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posted: 10/10/14

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A cute and FREE Halloween Printable perfect for mom’s who have traded their broomsticks for Minivans! Printable Halloween decorations are such a simple and easy way to make your house more festive! If you need more great easy DIY Halloween decorations, check out these DIY Halloween Candles, these Candy Corn Candles, and this super fun Halloween Wreath.

A cute and FREE Halloween Printable perfect for mom's who have traded their broomsticks for Minivans ;)

 Okay. If you are a mom living in the suburbs, and you just cleaned up a child who was covered in snot and marker for the eightieth time in one day (or is that just me??), stop for a second and think about where you were on Halloween 10 years ago. 12 years ago? . . . . 15 years ago? . . . . How far do we need to go back for this to be fun? I won’t tell anyone.

I am thinking back to Halloweens where I was Miss Teen USA (you really can’t beat a HUGE prom dress at GoodWill for $4), the year I went as my roommate and she went as me (she was super preppy in my kakis and I went goth . . . it was kind of awesome), the year I was a member of the Flinstone family . . . . {sigh}

And now . . . I’m a mom. Trying to throw together homemade costumes (like this Pikachu costume), putting up easy Halloween decoration, carving pumpkins, hauling kids around in the cold weather to go collect candy that I will never let them eat . . .

THANK GOD.

A cute and FREE Halloween Printable perfect for mom's who have traded their broomsticks for Minivans ;)

I’m so happy I’ve traded my crazy days (which in the grand scheme of things weren’t really that crazy) for a different kind of crazy. A crazy that involves snotty faces, marker EVERYWHERE, and costumes made with hot glue guns.

Anyway.

FREE HALLOWEEN PRINTABLES ARE THE BEST

This printable. I sometimes find myself hilarious, and this was one of those times. I kept giggling while making this printable, and when it was done Gavin said, “Mom . . . . I don’t get it.”

“It’s okay, buddy. You don’t have to.” :)

Click the image below or right HERE to get the free printable.A cute and FREE Halloween Printable perfect for mom's who have traded their broomsticks for Minivans ;)

Looking for more great Halloween printables? Check out this Halloween Pop Box Gift,  this super sweet Candy Corn Halloween Printable.

Hi! I'm Lisa Longley, and I am committed to giving you simple dinner ideas and recipes that are easy to make; recipes that will fill your home with joy. I am the owner and author of SimpleJoy.com and I'm so glad that you are here.

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  1. heather @french press says

    well, I don’t drive a minivan,but a wagon isn’t far off :) but i LOVE this so much Lisa

    • Lisa Longley says

      Thanks Heather!

  2. Glory/ Glorious Treats says

    Hehe, super cute!

    • Lisa Longley says

      Thanks Glory!

  3. Dorothy @ Crazy for Crust says

    Cutest sign EVER!

  4. Heather says

    This is so great! I’m going to print this and put it with my Halloween decorations! Thank you!!

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